Debunking Islamic nonsense: Don’t pee in my ear and tell me it’s raining!

by 1389 on August 1, 2016

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Fun Islamic Facts 1: Muhammad Peed Like a Girl (David Wood): YouTube link here

Published on Jul 28, 2016 by Acts17Apologetics
http://www.answeringmuslims.com

“Fun Islamic Facts: Muhammad Peed Like a Girl”

Welcome to “Fun Islamic Facts,” where I share fun facts about Muhammad and the Qur’an whenever jihadis go on a killing spree.

Jami at-Tirmidhi, Number 12:

Aishah said: “Whoever narrated to you that the Prophet would urinate while standing; then don’t believe him. He would not urinate except while squatting.”

Sunan an-Nasai, Number 29:

It was narrated that Aishah said: “Whoever tells you that the Messenger of Allah urinated standing up, do not believe him, for he would not urinate except while squatting.”

So, Muhammad peed like a girl.

And, because Surah 33, verse 21 of the Qur’an calls Muhammad the pattern of conduct for Muslims, Muslims from the time of Muhammad down to the present day pee while squatting. As we read in the follow-up commentary on Jami at-Tirmidhi, Number 12:

Umar said: “I have not urinated while standing since I accepted Islam.”

So, part of submitting to Allah is peeing like a girl.

Jihadis are laying down their lives for a god who makes them pee like girls.

For more on Muhammad and the Qur’an, watch these videos by David Wood:

“Who Killed Muhammad?”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6st_tFj6ouM

“The Sheepgate Conspiracy”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0taTSaUO2hM

“A Brief History of the Qur’an”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91AM7665cbo

“Inside the Kaaba”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW6AZ38CPTQ

Fun Islamic Facts 2: Peeing Your Way to Hell (David Wood): YouTube link here

Published on Jul 29, 2016 by Acts17Apologetics
http://www.answeringmuslims.com

Welcome to “Fun Islamic Facts,” where I share fun facts about Muhammad and the Qur’an whenever jihadis go on a killing spree.

In our last video, we learned that Muhammad peed while squatting. Even in Muslim sources, we read about people making fun of him for peeing like a girl.

In Sunan Abu Dawud, Number 22, for instance, two men see him peeing and say: “Look at him! He urinates as a woman urinates.”

Apparently, they didn’t realize how important proper urinating habits are in Islam. According to Muhammad, not urinating properly is a one-way ticket to hell.

Sunan Ibn Majah, Number 347:

It was narrated that Ibn Abbas said: “The Messenger of Allah passed by two new graves, and he said: ‘They are being punished, but they are not being punished for anything major. One of them was heedless about preventing urine from getting on his clothes, and the other used to walk about spreading malicious gossip.’”

So, the man was in hell for not squatting to pee.

But it gets worse, because Muhammad declared that most of the punishment of hell is the result of urinating improperly.

Sunan Ibn Majah, Number 348:

It was narrated that Abu Hurairah said: “The Messenger of Allah said: ‘Most of the torment of the grave is because of urine.’”

To all of you Muslims who are watching (and I know you’re watching), do you really believe that people go to hell for not peeing the way Muhammad peed? Do you really believe that most of the punishment of hell is for not peeing the way Muhammad peed? If you don’t (and I know you don’t), shouldn’t it be obvious that Muhammad used threats of punishment in hell to get people to do what he wanted, and even to stop making fun of him for the way he peed?

If Muhammad was the sort of man who would make up stories about people burning in hell for peeing the wrong way, just to get people to stop saying that he peed like a girl, is this really the sort of man you can trust to tell you the truth about God and salvation?

Fun Islamic Facts 3: Satan Pees in Your Ears (David Wood): YouTube link here

Published on Jul 30, 2016 by Acts17Apologetics
http://www.answeringmuslims.com

Welcome to “Fun Islamic Facts,” where I share fun facts about Muhammad and the Qur’an whenever jihadis go on a killing spree.

In our last installment, we found Muhammad threatening his followers with hell if they didn’t pee properly. Muhammad’s obsession with urine continues as he attempts to give one of his amazing scientific explanations for why people oversleep.

Sahih al-Bukhari 1144:

Narrated Abdullah: A man was mentioned before the Prophet and he was told that he kept on sleeping till morning and did not get up for As-Salat (i.e., the Fajr prayer—the dawn prayer). The Prophet said, “Satan urinated in his ears.”

So, when a Muslim sleeps through his prayer, it’s not because he’s tired, or lazy, or doesn’t really care about Islam; it’s because the devil took a whiz in his ears.

Leave it to the prophet of Islam to bring Satan’s whiz into a discussion about prayer and self-discipline.

To all of you Muslims who are watching and find the sound of urine revolting, now you know how we feel . . . whenever we read about your prophet.

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