Peace through pork: Jihawg defensive ammunition

by 1389 on June 12, 2013

in 1389 (blog admin), firearms, Islamic terrorism, Shari'a has the story:

New Ammunition Forces Jihadists to Choose Peace.

Jihawg Ammunition Logo
Jihawg Ammunition

DALTON GARDENS, Idaho –-( Jihawg Ammo today announced release of the industry’s first truly defensive ammunition.

Not only does Jihawg guarantee that all of their ammunition meets or exceeds S.A.A.M.I. standards for velocity, penetration, and accuracy, they also coat each projectile with a special ballistic paint infused with pork to make it “Haraam” or unclean to a radical Jihadist.

This makes Jihawg Ammo the only commercially available ammunition with the added deterrent factor of eternal damnation for fundamentalist Islamic Jihadist.

Now Americans can defend themselves, their families, their communities, and their country from Muslim terrorists. Jihawg Ammo is the first product that provides a natural deterrent, promotes peace and yet provides maximum protection when used in a defensive posture.

Muslim tradition provides that a warrior who dies while waging “holy war” or Jihad on Infidels, Jews or Christians, attains entry into paradise where he will be serviced by 72 virgins. Jihawg Ammo nullifies that plan by making its ammo “Haraam” or unclean. The Koran denies paradise to anyone who is “unclean.” Under Muslim law, the slightest contact with pork or pork products, regardless of the circumstances, makes one unclean and ineligible to ascend to paradise.

According to Jihawg Ammo this makes Jihawg doubly lethal.

Jihawg Ammunition 9mm Pig Tainted Ammo
Jihawg Ammunition 9mm Pig Tainted Ammo

“With Jihawg Ammo, you don’t just kill an Islamist terrorist, you also send him to Hell. That should give would-be martyrs something to think about before they launch an attack. If it ever becomes necessary to defend yourself and those around you our ammo works on two levels. And, you’ll also be doing 72 virgins a favor. We call it PEACE THROUGH PORK.”

Jihawg Ammo is offering their ammunition directly to the public through their web site, and is looking for retailers interested in stocking their products.

Jihawg Ammunition creates a natural deterrent that forces Jihadist to choose peace or face certain death and damnation–no other ammunition in the world can make this claim.

Jihawg Ammo- “PIG’S DO FLY” it says so right on the box.

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1 Edward Spalton June 12, 2013 at 9:33 am

This reminds me of the Indian Mutiny (1857 I think – a little before my time). The troops of the East India Company revolted because (it was said) that the cartridges with which they were supplied were greased with a mixture of beef fat (unclean for Hindus) and pork fat (ditto for Muslims) . This was for muzzle loading muskets. The soldier had to bite off the end of the cartridge before pouring the contents (powder and shot) into his musket and then ram it home.

I can’t remember whether the story about the grease was true or not but, added to other discontents, it was enough to spark off the mutiny.

I had an uncle by marriage who served in the Imperial Indian Army until the Nineteen Thirties. He left as a lieutenant colonel and then became a Church of England clergyman. I visited him whilst the war was raging in Eastern Pakistan (now Bangladesh) . He was watching the TV and making comments like “Dreadful area. Never take any recruits from there!” During the course of the broadcast I suddenly realised that the senior officers of the Indian and Pakistani armies, who were being interviewed, all spoke exactly like my uncle!

2 Donald Imboden June 28, 2013 at 12:02 am

“Turning 72 virgins into 72 Virginians.” Or “Sending Haj ta hell rounds. “

3 Donald Imboden June 28, 2013 at 12:03 am

“Sensing Haj to hell one round at a time.”

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