It's a defamation suit from Satan. He doesn't want an Obama look-a-like portraying him on 'The Bible.'

The Obamas: Vogue or vague?

Sorry about the odor - I have all my passwords tattooed between my toes.

The computer says I need to upgrade my brain to be compatible with its new software.

Media-assisted GOP suicide - with knives in the back

The walking debt - Uncle Sam: 'We're out of ammo!' Obama: 'Still not a crisis'

I don't need to win the lottery to destroy my life in a shameful haze of fiscal irresponsibility

Gun Control All Stars

Homosexual wedding: Remember when a buddy's invitation to join him in a 'joyous occasion' meant sitting around watching your team win the playoffs?

Gay marriage opponents

King Kong Kim Jong Un on the Chrysler building: 'Okay, those North Korean videos of attacks on US cities are getting weirder and weirder.'
Just because he’s a nut case doesn’t mean he’s not dangerous.

Dr. Ben Carson on Obama undermining the USA

Hope and change becomes rope and chains

Obama standing amid smoldering ruins: 'My work here is done.'

Animation: One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR!

Feel like you need a freaking DRINK?

Brad Paisley – Alcohol

Uploaded on Oct 2, 2009 by BRADPAISLEYVEVO
Music video by Brad Paisley performing Alcohol. (C) 2005 BMG Music

Shelly West – Jose Cuervo

Uploaded on Feb 18, 2013 by David D’souza

Ode to Alcohol

Starkle, starkle, little twink,
Who the hell you are I think,
I’m not under what they call
The alcofluence of incohol.
I’m not drunk as thinkle peep,
I’m just a little slort of sheep.
Tee martoonis make a guy
Fool so feelish, don’t know why
Rally don’t know who’s me yet
The drunker I stay the longer I get
So just one more to full my cup,
I’ve all day sober to Sunday up.

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