#ObamaIsNotSatan but if Satan had a son, he’d sure look like Obama!
— Katy (@KatyinIndy) March 19, 2013
More from the #ObamaIsNotSatan Twitter hashtag:
#ObamaIsNotSatan, Valerie Jarrett is.
— ✪ iResist ✪™ (@iResistAll) March 19, 2013
There is some evidence for that…
#ObamaIsNotSatan Guaranteed Satan wouldn’t be caught dead in mom jeans or a bicycle helmet.
— Tim Benson (@BenceAthwart) March 18, 2013
#ObamaIsNotSatan Satan wouldn’t close tours of hell because of a sequester
— John Difool (@MCHblazer) March 19, 2013
#ObamaisnotSatan “Whatever we once were, we’re no longer a Christian nation.”~ Senator ObamaJune 2007 wnd.com/2008/06/67735/
— Tom T. (@VRWCTexan) March 18, 2013
#ObamaisnotSatan But still he demands that every crucifix be covered over before speaking at any Catholic universitycnsnews.com/news/article/g…
— Tom T. (@VRWCTexan) March 18, 2013
#ObamaIsNotSatan because the devil doesn’t throw like a girl. images.sodahead.com/polls/00131380…
— Zilla Stevenson (@ZillaStevenson) March 18, 2013
#ObamaIsNotSatan but you might have a different opinion if you’ve just survived an abortion and been left in a closet to die #tcot
— The People’s Cube (@ThePeoplesCube) March 18, 2013
Some say #ObamaIsNotSatan but a demon would NOT be able to produce a valid US birth certificate. @polarcoug
— 1389 (@1389) May 20, 2013
If you’re on Twitter and you’re not following @PolarCoug, you’re missing out on some great humor!
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Satan is the one who discourages hope, fuels our lowest desires, fans conflict and agitates where ever possible, mutes creativity, conceals and warps the truth, is the one who cons people into doing unthinkable things with promises and then turns around and blames them for their own behavior; Satan has the appearance of compassion or cool and tempts us with worldly gratification and power, spouts scripture to persuade, is a shape shifter depending on the situation’s need; Satan does not know about the power of love so is afraid of it; Satan hates Jesus Christ and will do anything it can to shut Jesus out, mocking, killing, demeaning any of His messengers. Satan hates the light and nothing enrages this depravity more than to be exposed. Satan’s greatest tactic is to fool humanity into believing he doesn’t exist, for he is able to use these fools the most easily against the forces of good.
IM SATAN AND IM WEARING A HOODIE CUZ IM EMO AND SATAN AND SWAGGY
@ “Satan” :
Pretending to be Satan is a very dangerous thing.
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