If #ObamaIsNotSatan, why is Satan wearing a hoodie?

by Gramfan on March 19, 2013

in Barack Hussein Obama, Gramfan (team member), humor, Twitter

Jolokia Designs - Obama: 'If I had a son, he would look like Trayvon Martin.' Satan: 'If I had a son, he would look like Barack Obama.'
Source: Jolokia Designs; h/t: Jawa

More from the #ObamaIsNotSatan Twitter hashtag:

Valerie Jarrett, pure evil
There is some evidence for that…

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1 Suze March 19, 2013 at 10:01 am

Satan is the one who discourages hope, fuels our lowest desires, fans conflict and agitates where ever possible, mutes creativity, conceals and warps the truth, is the one who cons people into doing unthinkable things with promises and then turns around and blames them for their own behavior; Satan has the appearance of compassion or cool and tempts us with worldly gratification and power, spouts scripture to persuade, is a shape shifter depending on the situation’s need; Satan does not know about the power of love so is afraid of it; Satan hates Jesus Christ and will do anything it can to shut Jesus out, mocking, killing, demeaning any of His messengers. Satan hates the light and nothing enrages this depravity more than to be exposed. Satan’s greatest tactic is to fool humanity into believing he doesn’t exist, for he is able to use these fools the most easily against the forces of good.

2 SATAN November 5, 2013 at 12:03 pm

IM SATAN AND IM WEARING A HOODIE CUZ IM EMO AND SATAN AND SWAGGY

3 1389 November 5, 2013 at 5:22 pm

@ “Satan” :

Pretending to be Satan is a very dangerous thing.

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